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Mam\u00e1 con el hocico pegado al m\u00f3vil y nene jugando a mover las bolas del jubilatado brit\u00e1nico. Jubiletas mirando a mam\u00e1 que no despega la mirada de la pantalla. Bocado a la tostada por parte de un servidor. Mam\u00e1 que alza la vista y le endosa un par de voces al peque\u00f1o bolero que huye de las bolas para dirigirse a un charco (esta noche ha ca\u00eddo un torment\u00f3n por estos lares). Ni\u00f1o hoza en el charco cual jabato desesperado. Ni\u00f1o se moja y se mancha de barro y llorar cual pla\u00f1idera \u201cbienpag\u00e1\u00bb. Madre deja el m\u00f3vil, se levanta, quita la ropa al nene, lo deja como un Mowgli, le da una tablet (o similar); lo sienta. Ni\u00f1o abducido y quieto. Mam\u00e1 vuelve al m\u00f3vil. Paz en el ruedo. Y los canallas de los maestros gastando el primer mes de sus seis de vacaciones. 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