{"id":9919,"date":"2023-06-12T16:03:24","date_gmt":"2023-06-12T16:03:24","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/pizarraytiza.com\/?p=9919"},"modified":"2023-06-13T05:24:45","modified_gmt":"2023-06-13T05:24:45","slug":"se-cumple-el-sueno-humedo-del-guru","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pizarraytiza.com\/index.php\/2023\/06\/12\/se-cumple-el-sueno-humedo-del-guru\/","title":{"rendered":"SE CUMPLE EL SUE\u00d1O H\u00daMEDO DEL GUR\u00da"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Tiziano Tizona<br \/>\nYa son varios los compa\u00f1eros que hacen referencia a en qu\u00e9 se han convertido los institutos en estos \u00faltimos d\u00edas, una vez han terminado las evaluaciones y el alumnado sabe que se ha vendido todo el pescado. Ah\u00ed quiero ver a los lumbreras esos de \u201cno ex\u00e1menes\u201d y \u201cque apruebe tormundo, jo\u00e9\u00bb. Como la mayor consigna es que el adolescente acuda, aunque no sepa muy bien a qu\u00e9, los pasillos (seg\u00fan cuentan los compa\u00f1eros) se llenan de hordas de adolescentes sin nada significativo que hacer y, l\u00f3gicamente, pocas cosas positivas pueden salir de ah\u00ed (estos ojitos que se han de comer los gusanos han le\u00eddo a padres recomendando que no vayan los hijos al cole-insti porque estos d\u00edas no son seguros). Se cumple el sue\u00f1o h\u00famedo del gur\u00fa: no contenido, no ex\u00e1menes, no disciplina, libertad de acci\u00f3n y dale a tu cuerpo alegr\u00eda, Macarena. Un sitio donde estos chavales pasen el d\u00eda aparcados unas horas, de eso se va tratando. Saldr\u00e1 el despachero de turno diciendo que son unos d\u00edas maravillosos para hacer otro tipo de cosas, para motivarlos sin presiones de calificaci\u00f3n y todas esas unicorniadas. Vente unos d\u00edas, m\u00e1quina, que te lo van a explicar ellos. Te hablo de 6 o 7 horas al d\u00eda con, en algunos casos, cientos de adolescentes, algunos con m\u00e1s barbas que Mois\u00e9s. \u00bfQu\u00e9 vas a hacer?, \u00bfponerles una peli de Netflix?, \u00bfun Kahoot? Todo esto se evitar\u00eda si los centros de estudio fueran eso: centros de estudio, y no laboratorios en concurso de a ver qui\u00e9n aplica la chorrada m\u00e1s pantagru\u00e9lica. 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